A very nervous man called 911 and shouted frantically into the telephone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.”
Perhaps you heard about the fellow who passed out in one of those dull uptown church services. Members of the rescue squad rushed in. They carried out five people before they got the right one.
I heard a comedian tell his friend the other day that he had been married 17 years and that his mother-in-law had come to visit only one time in all those years.
I heard a chicken farmer talking the other day about all his great laying hens. Some laid those white eggs like you buy in the grocery store. Some laid those delicious brown eggs. He said he even had one that laid different colored eggs.